kiefer sutherland drunk nervous system


 

Dear Diary,

My nervous system is sooooo dysregulated. Again. I feel ashamed. I thought I would benefit from learning about the unconscious and the psychological defense of projections and transferences that emanate from the unconscious of a person, especially one with a highly dysregulated nervous system. But now I'm in the same old shit [dysregulation], so I feel ashamed for feeling ashamed and blah blah blah god dammit when will i stop being so fucking fragile.

Yours truly,

Chadwick "McDreamy" Penneyworth, VIP WiFi Coordinator, Chairman of your Ad Hoc WiFi Coordination and Contemplation Committee, Special Advisor to the Justice for Martha’s Vineyard Cancelled Community Members and WiFi Restoration and Contemplation Committee


Comments

  1. That title! Chef's kiss! I can't believe you made me feel for Chadwick Penneyworth. It may not be a memo but this diary entry was spot on. Chadwick would absolutely sign it fully.

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  2. Diary entries are the new memos, perhaps? Hilarious. Poor Chadwick and his dysregulated nervous system. I feel for him, and extend him a lot of grace (believe it or not!)

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  3. I have long suspected that Chadwick "McDreamy" Penneyworth has a dysregulated nervous system. It explains a lot. A new twist on Kiefer Sutherland's nervous system, though. I'm intrigued.

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  4. It’s an odd collection of photos considering the search terms. But I learned that you can look good in a suit whilst being drunk and dysregulated - lesson, you never know what someone is feeling on the inside. Love the introduction of the diary entry! Funny but also humane.

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  5. This was hilarious. Chadwick Penneyworth certainly has a way with the written word. And, I think his memos have mostly been like diary entries, so this makes sense. I'm glad he has the confidence of a McDreamy.

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